the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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