i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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