She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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