So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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