we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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