Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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