Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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