After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
