if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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