You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i black out too much to be "responsible"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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