how can u be prego again
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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