Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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