Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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