Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
the raccoons are back...
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