he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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