Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
