So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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