I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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