Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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