my mouth tastes like poor choices
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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