Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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