ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I need water and some morals
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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