So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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