Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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