pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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