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There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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