if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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