I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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