Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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