My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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