Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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