Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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