your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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