the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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