So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
