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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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