I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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