the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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