SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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