I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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