No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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