He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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