Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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