i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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