how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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