ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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