I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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