well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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