is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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