My friends, they love my intelligence
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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