Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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