Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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