never play flip cup with pint glasses
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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