is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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