How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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