OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
